All I Want for Christmas is an NFT / Redux (Donald Trump Song Parody)

Donald Trump is back hawking his money laundering / foreign influence peddling digital NFT cards, but this time he’s offering a physical card with a piece of the diaper he wore during his mugshot photo. CORRECTION: a piece of the *suit* he wore (since that is much more presidential).

Note: this is an update of my 2023 version, including a correction of the error that led the original to be much too slow!

=== LYRICS ===

All I want for Christmas is an NFT
An NFT
Yeah an NFT
Gee, if I could only have some NFTs
Then I would have a Merry Christmas

When I went shopping for my mom
I didn’t know exactly what to gift her
But then I bought some cartoons from
A big fat or-ange grifter!

All I want for Christmas is an NFT
An NFT
Yeah an NFT
Gee, if I could only have some NFTs
Then I would have a Merry Christmas

When I showed mommy what I’d bought
She told me all my money had been squandered
But Donald Trump is happy now
‘Cause all his cash got laundered

All I want for Christmas is some NFTs
Some NFTs
Yeah some NFTs
Gee, if I could only have some NFTs
Then I would have a Merry Christmas

=== CREDITS ===

Music from: https://youtu.be/Btvky-ibDoc

I didn’t create any of the NFTs, I just searched for the best ones on Twitter and Google image search (unble to give individual credit / attribution unfortunately)