AAAAHHHHHHH BUNNIES, bunnies BUNNIES! Gather ‘round for Bugs Biden, ye speech-makin’, carrot-shakin’ critter! HOPPITY-HOP-HOP-HOP! Oh, presidential paws, ye campaignin’ adventures! This be a McFLUFFY O’ CAPITOLVILLE on the DEMOCHAIN, what? Oh, starry stripes, the rabbit king says GIMME DSEM VOTES and queenie says LET’S HOP TOGETHER! Okay, that’s all, hop on over, ye ballot-castin’ scallywags! Arrrrr!