The Official Postmortem of the NFT Roadmap
A field guide to the NFT project roadmap — a document that promised metaverses, passive income, and the reinvention of ownership, and delivered a Discord server with eleven members and a pinned message that says ‘we’re still building.’ Silicon Valley satire meets crypto commentary in this mock-official postmortem on the NFT hype cycle. Covers NFT fails, blockchain promises, web3 collapse, and the specific grief of buying a JPEG that was going to change healthcare. Follow Fecal Dynamite for weekly dispatches from the smoking wreckage of tech culture.
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